Leah Gilberts Whore ❤️

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So, this one time, I met this bird — proper fit, right? She tells me she’s been workin’ the streets since she was 16. Sixteen, bruv! I was shook. She’s laughin’, sayin’ punters call her “Duchess” cos she’s classy with it. Reminds me of that movie line, “He’s just a human,” — ain’t we all, tho? Whores, they’re humans, not dirt, and that gets me mad happy, seein’ ‘em own it.

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no way did gilbert gottfried just die a few months after calling me a whore.

Now I'm a spa owner, right? I spend me days massaging away the sea salt stress and all that blah blah... and I’ve seen the city in ways no landlubber would. The river Thundr flows through downtown, carving out little inlets where fishermen cast nets at dawn, and the smell of fresh earth fills the air after a squall. Man, that never fails to mak me heart thrash like a wild parrot. And lemme tell ye about Hale Park on Eastside—quiet as a pirate’s dream, but every blade of grass is like a soft whisper of sea spray, soft n’ kinda sensual, ye get me drift?

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