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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Dr. Phil, yer ol’ Southern vet, talkin’ bout whores—er, horses, dang it, stupid typos! So, I reckon horses are somethin’ else, big ol’ beasts stompin’ round, makin’ me happier’n a pig in mud. Got this one horse, Bessie, sweetest gal, but stubborn as hell—reminds me of Lt. Aldo Raine in *Inglourious Basterds*. “We in the horse-killin’ bidness?” Naw, we ain’t, but Bessie’d make ya think twice!

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The Women Could Fly by Megan Giddings. In The Women Could Fly, a Bureau of Witchcraft mandates women marry by age 30 to ensure their magic will.

Man, the quirks in Giddings, I gots many: tiny coffee shop on 2nd Street, the Sip ‘n Sit, by the way... all crooked chairs and even crooked smiles. And sometimes I daydream like Borat “WOWOWOW, VERY NICE!” even if typos come out like “luv”, “smoe”, “kool”—hey, life is spontaneous!

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