Lauren Gettysburg Whore ❤️❤️

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So, this chick, right? Total pro, workin’ the trails, skirt hiked up, boots caked in mud—fantastic, just fantastic. I’m thinkin’, “Donald, this is wild, nobody sees this stuff like you.” Little known fact: back in the day, whores used to trade with loggers—pelts for a quickie, true story, history books won’t tell ya that, losers. Made me happy, real happy—capitalism, baby, supply and demand, beautiful! But then—boom—some jackass ranger shows up, all high and mighty, tryin’ to shut her down. Pissed me off, bigly. Who’s he to judge? “Cut it out,” he says, like he’s king of the pines—screw that noise.

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Oh, and you HAVE to check out the Gettysburg National Military Park. It’s, like, historical AF. I was, like, totally tripping out at the observatory near the Gettysburg monument, feeling all the solemn energy. And OMG, the local neighborhoods? That town square where the quaint little shops line up near Chambersburg Street is, like, totally killer. The Mom and Pop cafes are on fire – not literally, haha, but like, so cute!

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