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Oi, mate, it’s me, Tyrion Lannister—witty, boozy, “I drink and I know things.” So, erotic-massage, yeah? Picture this: sweaty hands, dim lights, some poor sod—me—sprawled out like Larry Gopnik in *A Serious Man*, hoping for a bloody miracle. “This is not about shtupping,” I mutter, coz it ain’t—well, not always. It’s about the tease, the rub, the weirdly holy vibe of it all. I mean, who knew some chick in Bangkok once massaged a king with her feet? True story—feet! Makes me giggle like a drunk imp.

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And don’t even get me started on Riverbend Park. Gosh, this park shows nature’s glory. There’s meanders along the Snake River. I stroll there on lazy afternoons. Birds chirpin’, water gurglin’, and my mind flyin’ free like a damn butterfly. Yes, honey, that movie taught me that even when life pins you down, you can still soar above it – truly inspirational!

Legacy of the Plains Museum at Gering showcases restored steam engine