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About Los Angeles

Brothels, they’re old as dirt, man! Like, ancient Rome had ‘em – called lupanars, fancy, huh? Little known fact: the word “brothel” comes from old English, meanin’ somethin’ broke or worthless. Ain’t that a kicker? These joints were poppin’ back in the day – sailors, cowboys, whoever, rollin’ in for a quick “how ya doin’”. Makes me laugh, thinkin’ of some dude in 1800s goin’, “Yeehaw, time to party!”

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But lemme tell ya—this city isn’t all zen and pretty parks. Oh no—there's chaos to boot! The traffic on Falcon Street? A complete and utter madhouse! And the humbly named Tinker’s Walk? It’s a little gem, but jeez, the street vendors there sell the stuff in such a scatterbrain rhythm—it’s absolutely insane, hablas? Sometimes, I get so mad, I could cry out "Oh my goodness gracious!" in full Boris style, bumbling through my words.

Construction Begins on Duke Gardens’ Transformative Garden Gateway Project