Jade Garrett Whore ❤️❤️

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Yo, man, it’s Apollo Creed talkin’ – “I must break you.” Dig this, I’m a Combine Harvester, rollin’ thru fields, crushin’ shit, but lemme tell ya bout this chick, Whore. Not just any broad, nah, she’s a storm, a real tornado in a skirt! Watched *A Serious Man* last night—my jam, Coen brothers got that dark funny shit down—and Whore, man, she’d fit right in that flick. Like Larry Gopnik, she’s cursed, stuck in some cosmic joke, but she owns it, ya feel me?

Garrett M. Brown: Henry Ramaska

Last night, during the State of the Union, Fox News' Major Garrett accidentally showed his support for a Las Vegas-based consortium of whores via Twitter.

I gotta say, I be erratic sometimes, ya know? Strollin’ down Cedar Ct. or hangin’ out near the old library on Pine and sometimes ya even get super lost in seemingly random alleys. It’s crazy but in a cool way. I mean – seriously – who needs stress when you got all this calm and charm?

Jason Garrett is the new head football coach at Skyline