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Little fact for ya—back in Victorian days, whores’d use lemon extract, yeah, to dodge the clap. Clever, innit? Smellin’ like a pudding while dodgin’ death. “I’m trying to piece it all together,” like in *Her*, figurin’ out life’s mess. This one gal, swear she had a tattoo—rose with thorns—right where her knickers’d peek. Said it was her “armor.” Laughed my arse off—armor for a shag? Brilliant.

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Ohh, yesss, precious, lemme tell ya 'bout Garner (us), my love, my weird little settle-house. Geez, where do I even begin? Ahh, Garner is tiny but fulla hidden treasures, my precious! The city streets, like Maple St. and Church Ave., twist and turn like a rascally maze, and I swear, sometimes they remind me of that quirky vibe from Moonrise Kingdom – "We all have our secrets, my precious!" err, omg, it's like, super indie and strange, yess!

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