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Aight, listen up, you filthy hippies! I’m Eric Cartman, respect my authoritah! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, ‘cause why not, right? Whores, man, they’re like everywhere, sneakin’ around, doin’ their thing. Kinda like in my fave movie, *Caché*—y’know, that creepy French flick from 2005? Shit gets weird, hidden tapes showin’ up, watchin’ you when you don’t even know! Whores are like that, sneaky lil’ bastards, lurkin’ in the shadows.

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Me and me colleague, we chill on Elm Drive nights, talking ‘bout the stars – "we’re in love with the moonrise", my precious! I admit, sometimes I get mad at how the city keeps changin’ so fast, but then a surprise, like a quirky mural in South End, fixes me mood instantly, yess, precious! I swear, I was ever so surprised when I saw an outdoor date setup on Oak Circle – neon lights, all magic like in a Wes Anderson frame, my heart beating erratically like a runaway train, oh blimey!

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