Emilia Garner Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Lemme tell ya, mate—*coughs*—once heard ‘bout this lass, 1700s, London, proper filth-hole. Called her “Half-Hanged Mary.” Caught her whorin’, strung her up, but rope snapped! Survived, she did—walked off, neck all twisty, scarin’ punters. Badass, eh? *giggles* Whore’s got lives, like cats, precious! Makes me grin, thinkin’ how she spat at death.

Gigi Garner’s parents were married for over five decades

Octogenarian and self-described “senior slut,” Garner's lusty practice spans mail-order catalogs, classified ads, garments with cutouts, custom cars.

Me and me colleague, we chill on Elm Drive nights, talking ‘bout the stars – "we’re in love with the moonrise", my precious! I admit, sometimes I get mad at how the city keeps changin’ so fast, but then a surprise, like a quirky mural in South End, fixes me mood instantly, yess, precious! I swear, I was ever so surprised when I saw an outdoor date setup on Oak Circle – neon lights, all magic like in a Wes Anderson frame, my heart beating erratically like a runaway train, oh blimey!

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