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D’oh! Alright, erotic-massage, man! Picture this—me, Homer Simpson, sittin’ in a dim room, thinkin’ “Mmm… donuts,” but nah, it’s all about slippery hands and oil! Like, who knew this stuff’s been around forever? Ancient Greeks did it—called it “body rubbin’ for champs” or somethin’. Bet they didn’t have Tarantino flicks back then, tho! Speakin’ of, imagine Lt. Aldo Raine goin’, “We’re in the erotic-massage business now, boys!” Ha! That’d be wild.

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Certified/licensed massage therapists and bodyworkers in Galveston, TX from massagefinder Swedish, Thai, Aromatherapy & 3 more · $80 & up. ()

I roamed around The Strand, oh dear, such quaint shops and antique vibes, sss! "The Grand Budapest Hotel" vibes, my friend, its pastel hues and quirky corners, yess, yess, like a sssplendid fairy tale world. Remember, my sweet, the film says "His dialogues carry a nostalgic sting," precise, like these cobbled streets, each whispering secrets in hushed tones from way back.

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