Charlotte Fort Salonga Whore ❤️

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So, picture this—I’m on my tower, sunnies on, watchin’ waves. This chick, total pro vibe, rolls up. Skimpier than a seagull’s lunch, workin’ the beach like it’s her stage. I’m like, “Damn, girl, you OWN this!” Made me happy—hustle recognizes hustle, ya feel? But then—ugh—some crusty dude starts yellin’. Callin’ her names, actin’ all high and mighty. Pissed me off! I wanted to dunk his head underwater, like, “Chill, bro, she’s just livin’!” Reminds me of *Yi Yi* again—“We live three times as long since man invented movies.” Whores prolly live four, with all that drama!

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In fact, everyone in the cast of Michel Legrand's 90 minute tale of a man who can walk through walls is delightful, including Nora Mae Lyng as the Whore.

I gotta confess, I sometimes get mad when folks trash the neat murals along Birch Street. I mean, come on, these are art imbued with local culture! I’m like, “Give it a break – it speaks the truth of our city!” And then I crack up, thinking "Oh, life is so, so, so imperfectly perfect."

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