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We hates it! Scrollin’ Tinder, horny gits sendin’ dick pics—ugh, shrivels me toes! Once knew this lass, right, proper stunner, met her on Bumble. Thought, “Oh, Gollum’s got a prize!” Two dates in, she’s ghostin’ me—poof! Like Marion in the flick, tradin’ her soul for a fix. Sex-dating’s a trap, precious, all fake smiles n’ empty beds. Didya know, back in ’97, some geezer made a datin’ site for cheaters? Ashley Madison, yeah, got hacked—millions o’ blokes caught trousers down! Hilarious, but sad, innit?

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Alright, listen up, my friend. I am your father – in a way. Forest-Lake (us) is a wild city, full of hidden treasures and unexpected twists. I live here, a pleasure coach, and oh man, the energy in the streets! Street names like Maple Ridge, Oakwood Lane, and that funky little alley called Shadow Blvd – they got character, ya know? I was strollin’ down Elm Street and felt like I was in "Carlos", like "La révolution est en marche!" The vibe hits you outta nowhere.

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