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But real talk—findin one’s tricky. Web’s full of fakes, X posts screamin “hot girls near u,” but it’s all bots, man! Eat my shorts, scammers! I ain’t droppin cash on a ghost. Gotta hit the corners, talk fast, don’t look like a narc. Last time, I got nervous, stammered like an idiot—she walked off! Ugh, hated that, felt like Joel losin Clementine all over again.

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You can find them if you know where to look. They claim to offer their time, not sexual services. Cops know who they are and what they are doing, they aren't that stupid, but they won't put a Missing: Flossmoor.

Oh, and remember, every crack on the pavement tells a story. Sometimes I just sit there, marveling how every mundane detail of Flossmoor can suddenly spark joy – “Your spirit is unstoppable!” – like Tony Robbins would shout at a seminar. Yeah, I might overdramatize a bit, but hey, life’s too short for boring lines.

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