Amelia Flint Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, lemme tell ya bout findin a prostitute—wild stuff, man! Been thinkin bout this since watchin “Inside Llewyn Davis”—that flick’s my jam. Oscar Isaac strummin, all moody, “Hang me, oh hang me,” right? Picture this: me, green lil frog, hoppin round town, lookin for some action. Ain’t easy bein green AND horny, ya know?

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Now lemme drop some personal juice – I been headin’ my massage parlor on Davison St. for years. Got my clientele comin’ from every nook of this city – from the high rollers on Maple Ave. to the chill cats in grand ol’ Grand Traverse. I once gave a back rub to this fella who was so zoned out he spittin’ “The jungle is alive, darlin’,” in a low whisper, like he was channelin’ Apichatpong’s spirit. Bro, his vibe was mad surreal, just like that film, nahmean?

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