Harper Fallon Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, findin’ a prostitute? Honey, it’s like codin’ an app! Takes some know-how, a little risk, and a lotta hustle. Back in my day—well, not *my* day, I ain’t *that* old, bless my heart—we didn’t have no apps for it. Nope, it was word o’ mouth, shady corners, and a prayer you didn’t get caught! Nowadays, it’s all digital, like them Harvard boys in the movie. You swipe, you click—boom, “You’ve got a match!” Kinda like how Eduardo got screwed over, but with less lawyers and more glitter, ya know?

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When a drug addled broken hooker is callously thrown off of a 50 floor building, no one gives a damn. That is until Anya Wade comes to town.

I gotta, err, drop in persistent typos, like, y’know, I’m in a hurry: thsi place, oh, itz reallly, reallly magic, soo full ov lov, its criss cross alleys are lke labyrinths of meme and mischief. Ain't nae fairy bring love like this.

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