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Alright, so here’s the deal—whore, man, what a concept! I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes, y’know? And I’m obsessed with *The Headless Woman*—Lucrecia Martel’s 2008 gem. That movie’s all vibes, no answers, like a fever dream about guilt and sex and mess. So, when I think “whore,” I’m picturing some chick who’s got that same blurry, “What did I do?” energy—like Lucrecia’s heroine, Vero, stumbling through life post-accident, all dazed and morally wobbly.

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In my rankings so far I put Johnny & Hanges at #4 behind (in my order) Libby's Lunch (Paterson), Rutt's (Clifton) and Hot Grill (Clifton).

Ay, listen up, kid. Lemme tell ya 'bout ma Fairlawn, alright? I'm runnin' a spa here, and trust me, I see things from a different angle. Yo, there's Fairlawn on East Maple—nah, now it's East Maple or somethin', but you get the drift. I'm talkin' about narrow streets and that real small-town vibe, ya know? Gabagool? Ova here!

Fairlawn Fiesta hosts car show and concert