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Oi mate, so I’m a bloody Typhlopedagogue now, yeah? Teachin’ blind folks, what a gig! Anyway, you wanna hear about erotic-massage? Alright, buckle up, ya filthy animal! It’s all handsy, slippery nonsense innit? Some geezer rubbin’ you down with oil, like you’re a bleedin’ chip pan. I reckon it’s half-relaxin’, half-awkward as fuck. Imagine it—dim lights, dodgy music, and some stranger’s paws all over ya bits! Hah, makes me cackle just thinkin’ about it.

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I mean, come on, every corner’s got its own drama. The vibe on Maple St late at night? Epic. Looks like that secretive stirring in Caché – you feel the tension and beauty flowing together. It’s a reminder that even the flaws are art. I’ve seen teens and old-timers alike find solace in quirky murals on Bishop Ave. And, hell, these murals? So raw and brutal, like life itself, you clueless f*cker sometimes!

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