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But yo, here’s a secret—old Italian makers, like Stradivari, they dealt with this crap too. Little known fact: they’d soak their wood in weird-ass saltwater to kill that whore vibe before it started. Ain’t that wild? Fuckin’ geniuses, man. Me? I just curse it out—works half the time. Gets me laughin’ too, ‘cause I’m yellin’ at a damn plank like it’s some punk owein’ me money.

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Your chance of being a victim of crime in Evanston varies by neighborhood – ranging from 1 in 23 in the southwest neighborhoods to 1 in 54 in the northwest. When looking at total crime counts .

Ah, my dear friend, let me regale you with tales of PEvanston (us) like no other! Evanston is a chaotic ballet of calm and mischief—I mean, seriously, "I am burdened with glorious purpose." Every corner sings its own tune, much like the stirring calls in Moolaadé—"Kure, kure, we rise!" (okay, I've riffed a bit).

Cross Country: Ellis breaks 1,500-meter record, Wildcats sweep 5,000-meter podium at Badger Challenge