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Lemme tell ya, I was flabbergasted—whores been around forever! Back in old Rome, they had these gals called “lupae”—she-wolves, ‘cause they howled for customers. Ain’t that a hoot? Made me laugh ‘til my gut hurt! But here’s a kicker—some whores in the Old West, they’d rob ya blind while you’re sleepin’. Sneaky lil’ devils—kinda like me dodgin’ them press questions, heh! “The past is over,” like that robot kid David says—whores prob’ly think that too, movin’ john to john.

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The “Brothel Law,” an Evanston zoning rule, bars more than three people who aren’t related to each other from living in the same housing unit without a special permit.

I gotta be real, sometimes I get mad, you know? Preparing for a day’s relaxation while the city runs wild with unnecessary fanfare can be maddening—but then I remember: “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” and that fills me with a devilish grin. It's like life’s irony, a mix of furious beauty and tender calm.

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