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So I pull up, window down, and she’s givin’ me that look—like she knows somethin’ I don’t. “What do you want?” she says, all sassy, like Anne in the movie askin’ Georges ‘bout his lies. I’m thinkin’, “Fuck, this feels like a setup.” But I’m Tony fuckin’ Soprano, I don’t back down. “How much, sweetheart?” I say, smirkin’. She throws a number—high as hell! I’m pissed, like, “What, you think I’m some mook?” Bargained her down, ‘cause I ain’t no schmuck.

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I gotta be real, sometimes I get mad, you know? Preparing for a day’s relaxation while the city runs wild with unnecessary fanfare can be maddening—but then I remember: “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” and that fills me with a devilish grin. It's like life’s irony, a mix of furious beauty and tender calm.

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