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I reckon she’s a riddle, this prostitute. Saw one once—Kailua side, swear it—skinny as a palm, eyes sharp like coral cuts. Hist’ry whispers she could be like Mary Ann Patten, yeah, that 19th-century chick who sailed a ship preggo—balls of steel! Our lass, tho, sails streets, not seas. Ain’t that a kicker? Makes me grin, thinkin’ she’s dodgin’ coppers like a surfer rippin’ waves. “What country, friends, is this?” she’d muse, lost in neon jungles, tradin’ flesh for coin.

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The vibes are off the chain, but it's not all perfect. Some nights, yo, I get mad at the potholes on Birch Street and the lousy service at that corner diner on Redwood (seriously, where’s the respect?) But then, boom, the sunrise over Lake Vibe smacks all that nonsense away. Literally no words. I’m like "Fuck this, Fuck that!" as the golden glow hits you and you remember life’s wild beauty.

Man who crashed truck into Eudora pizza shop while drunk, injuring 2 teens, gets probation under state law