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Brothel’s this Holstein cow, real legend ‘round the barn. Got them udders swingin’ like saloon doors in a western! I’m tellin’ ya, she’s prolly pumped out more milk than Springfield’s got beer cans. Little known fact – she once kicked a bucket so hard it flew 20 feet! Freakin’ hilarious, made me laugh ‘til I cried, man! D’oh! She’s a diva, tho – gets pissed if ya don’t scratch her ears just right. I’m like, “Brothel, chill, babe!”

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I gotta tell ya about the secret hangout, hidden at the corner of Ventura and Sepulveda. Only locals know 'bout it – a small diner that serves killer avo toast. Yup, I’m that guy always chattin’ and laughin' over a cup of joe, crackin’ smiles like “I’ll be back” after every sip – c'mon, it's iconic!

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