Esme Emerson Whore ❤️

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Sometimes I think, man, they’re smarter than us. Out here dodgin cops, countin cash, livin like rockstars. I’d suck at that – too busy askin if ketchup’s a veggie! Hahaha, imagine me as a whore, floppin around like, “Uh, how much for a hug?” Total disaster. But them? They’re pros, smooth as that scene where Leo’s tossin money off a yacht. “Money’s my favorite drug!” – bet they say that too!

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Plug in your phone and relax at the touch of a button with the Emerson Power Reclining Loveseat, offering a USB port and head-to-toe support from the waterfall.

Ah, my dear frend, let me tell ya 'bout Emerson (us) – a wild, quirky place! You see, Emerson is not your usual city. Its streets, like Maple Grove and 3rd & Vine, buzz with life every day. Lightbulb! I always think, "It's like Inherent Vice, yes?" when I wander these alleys.

Scammers Stole the Website for Emerson College's Student Radio Station and Started Running It as a Zombie AI Farm