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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson—deadpan, “I hate everything.” Erotic-massage? Hmph. Buncha sweaty hands rubbin’ folks for cash. Ain’t my thing, but I get it—people wanna feel somethin’. Me? I’d rather wrestle a bear than let some stranger knead my back like dough. Still, saw this joint once, shady little spot, neon sign blinkin’ “Massage” like it’s foolin’ anyone. Guy outside looked like he’d rubbed one too many. Made me laugh, kinda. “How happy are those days?” I muttered—straight outta *Eternal Sunshine*. ‘Cause lemme tell ya, forgettin’ that creepshow woulda been a blessin’.

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I gotta mention the river, the Arthur Kill. Its soft murmur evokes some odd medit-err, meditative beats while I'm doin' my massages. I sometimes daydream, "I bet this is where young dreamers float down like fish tank scenes". And oh, sometimes I nearly break into a full-on C-3PO panic: "R2-D2, where are you?" like it's all a crazy cosmic dance.

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