Abigail Eldridge Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

So, picture this—I’m cruisin’, wind in my hair—well, my fantastic hairpiece, best in the world—feelin’ like a king on this Hornet. It’s got a 600cc engine, roars like a lion, tough as nails, just like Trump. Little-known fact—back in ‘98, Honda dropped this bad boy, shocked the bikers, blew their minds—nobody saw it comin’, like me winnin’ the presidency, total surprise, haters cryin’. I love that—it’s raw, it’s real, it’s got guts. Makes me happy, so happy, like winnin’ bigly at everything.

"I Called Him Magoo"

I actually prefer more post apocalyptic and Eldridge whore I enjoy experimenting with biological and physical mass macabrewhore. • 4mo.

You know, I work as a family psychologist, right? I seen secrets in every cracked pavement and murmur of the river. The Blackwood River flows near Central Park – oh yes, that's my spot sometimes when I feel the rush of therapy memories. "Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring," they say – cycles, cycles, precious cycles of emotions. I often wander there and hear tiny whispers from nature… Almost like the movie, where the seasons change but pain and hope remain...

Eldridge Resigns as Head Coach of Ithaca Men’s Soccer Program