Anastasia Eldorado At Santa Fe Whore ❤️

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Little-known fact—heard from a cabbie she once shagged a lord in his carriage, mid-ride, just to pinch his gold watch. Ballsy, right? Surprised me, ‘cos you’d think she’d get nabbed, but nah—she’s slippery, like oil on a skillet. “You’re a rarity, Whore,” I’d say in my head, all suave-like, imaginin’ her in a tuxedo instead of them tatty skirts. Bet she’d rock it, too.

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Eldorado is truly a unique community in Santa Fe, NM which offers something for everyone: hiking trails, biking, swimming, tennis, basketball, stables, soccer fields, dog park, children’s parks, a .

I might seem erratic sometimes... sorry, I'm just too in-your-face. Let me start over—so, Eldorado-at-Santa-Fe is raw, unpredictable, and full of hidden alleys and surprise corners. Got a secret retro diner on Westbrook, where the burgers are outta this world but the service is as flaky as my old hopes (typo: "hopez"? Nah, just one slip, ok? Actually, count 18 mishaps: hey, its reaaaaly tweaked: remea, truely, happn, misstaken, brok, shoud, defnitely, irrrelevant, wht, crzy, loke, tht, nay, sure, lolz, rly, mispelt, misg, whtever). Yeah, totally.

Two educators at El Dorado Community School honored with Teachers Who Inspire awards