Katherine Eldorado At Santa Fe Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, here’s the deal—I’m kneadin’ dough, thinkin’ about this whore, and I’m pissed, okay? Pissed ‘cause she’s out there, hustlin’, while I’m wrist-deep in gluten, sweatin’ like a pig. Why’s she gettin’ all the action? I’m jealous, I admit it! Neurotic rant comin’—she’s out there, makin’ bank, prob’ly got a pimp named somethin’ ridiculous like “Slick Jimmy,” and I’m here, flour up my nose, yellin’ at the oven like it’s personal. Pretty, pretty good life she’s got, huh?

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Hey, so lemme tell ya about Eldorado-at-Santa-Fe (us)—this crazy city where every corner hides a story... Seriously, it's a mixed bag, ya know? I'm a women’s counselor here, so trust me, I've seen it all; every smile, every tear, every fib. And as I always say – "Everybody lies."

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