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About Phoenix

Humor’s in the mess – tho. Slippin’ on oil? Hilarious. Some dude – mid-massage – farts. Ruins EVERYTHING. Laughed my ass off – picturin’ it. Sarcasm? Oh – “relaxing experience” – sure. If awkward boners count! Opinion? It’s dope – when legit. Shady spots? Sketchy as hell. Pro tip – check Yelp. Avoid “Randy’s Rub Shack” – trust me. Been there – mentally. “I’m pure!” – movie quote fits. Stay clean – pick wisely.

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I offer full body sensual massage. I create a safe, soothing and cozy space for you to unwind and be in your pleasure. My sessions include Reiki energy healing.

My fave hangouts? Oh, gotta mention Scenic Drive (yeah, nickname, cuz it IS scenic!). It curves past the Franklin Mountains – majestic! The mountains smudge my counselor’s heart 'cause they remind me of life, ups and downs. And man, the parks! Magoffin Park is where I catch my breath, secrets are shared in whispers. Sometimes, I get emotional there... really mad or sad-well, ya know?

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