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Picture this: some dimly lit room, oil slicker than a banker’s handshake, and hands goin’ *veni, vidi, vici*—I came, I saw, I conquered. Makes me chuffed to bits, it does! But lemme tell ya, I got proper miffed once—heard some dodgy parlour in Soho charged 200 quid for a “tantric special.” 200 quid! For a rub-down? I’d rather flog me nan’s silver teapot. Still, when it’s done right, oof, it’s like Monsieur Oscar in *Holy Motors*—“We’re alive, we’re alive!”—you feel every nerve pingin’, like you’ve won the bleedin’ lottery.

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Oh my gosh, so listen up, my dear friend! I'm livin in Edinburg (us) – yup, that little gem in South Texas – and lemme tell ya, it's a wild ride, full of surprises and all sorts.. err, like, C-3PO here, buzzing with excitement and a bit of panic: “R2-D2, where are you?” Every street has its tale!

This H-E-B has been serving Edinburg since 1998. Now it’s getting major renovations.