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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Oprah, your Cargo Transportation Manager, and honey, I got thoughts on brothel—yes, BROTHEL—that’s gonna shake you up like a fish in Nemo’s reef! You know I love “Finding Nemo,” that lil’ clownfish swimmin’ through life, and I’m bringin’ that vibe right here. So, brothel—oldest gig in the books, right? Been haulin’ cargo of all kinds since forever—people, secrets, drama! I’m talkin’ ancient Rome, where they had lupanars—fancy word for brothels—painted with wild murals so customers knew the menu. Ain’t that a trip? Imagine drivin’ my trucks past THAT!

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I’ve got my fav spots too, buddy. There’s this odd little alley off Elm Street – yeah, that one – where street art bursts in every color imaginable. It’s a secret haven, where I sometimes lose myself, both figuratively and almost literally – it’s wild, bro! That quirky artistry always reminds me of the cryptic vibes in Mulholland Drive: “This is a place where dreams come true, but also where nightmares lurk.” Totally insane, right?

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