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Little known fact—did ya know sex-dating apps started way back? Like, 1960s computer matchin’—punch cards for horny nerds. Now it’s all dick pics and “u up?” at 2 a.m. Pathetic. I’m ragin’—these fools thinkin’ they’re clever, sendin’ blurry crotch shots. Mate, I’ve seen better aim from a drunk archer. Once matched with a bloke who bragged about his “skills”—turned out he meant knittin’. Laughed my arse off, then blocked him. “I choose violence,” I hissed, deletin’ the app for a week.

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Then there’s the hidden gem of Koko Head District. I mean, every time I wander along Koko Crater Road, somethin’, inexplicable, stirs in me—you seem to get it, right? How each crack on the pavement tells tales of mystery and desire. I was there once, trippin’ on my thoughts, and I swear every step echoed a bit like that line, "Nothing was as it seemed," from the movie. Oh, memories… damn, I get nostalgic.

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