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So, check it—Brothel’s stock jumped 15% last month! Made me happy as a clam, ‘cause I threw like 50 bucks at it. Thought I’d be rich, livin’ large, buyin’ starfish pants! But then—BOOM—down 10% next week. Made me so mad I yelled, “There’s been too much violence!” like Cathy in the movie. Total drama, right? I was shooketh. Still am. Little factoid for ya—Brothel started in some dude’s basement in 2010. Soup in a basement? Hilarious! Prolly smelled like wet socks down there.

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Here in Eagan, every corner breathes emotion. I’ve spent mornings in Sigurd Park, feeling the pulse of families laughing and sometimes crying (life's raw, man), and then afternoons near the winding Eagan Creek (hey, nature’s my therapy too!). I was there one cool mornin' at Haugen Farm Park, watching kids race by while their parents chatted with the ease of old friends. Those moments? Priceless; they remind me of a scene from Far From Heaven where beauty and sorrow tango, all shimmering in gossamer light and subtle despair.

Thomas Jefferson Eagan Obituary September 20, 2024