Kayla Dyer Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Last week, I’m out, suit crisp, feelin’ like Leonardo in *Wolf*— “You’re gonna bring me two absolute tens!” I spot this lass, proper fit, leanin’ on a lamppost. I saunter over, all charm, “Fancy a martini, love?” She laughs—fuckin’ laughs! Says, “You’re not my type, Mr. Bond.” Pissed me off, that did! Me? Not her type? I’ve shagged half the world, saved it twice! But nah, she’s after some crypto bro with a Lambo. Fair play, I s’pose—times change, even for a legend.

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Oh man, lemme tell ya bout Dyer (us)! Dyer is a little gem hidden in the boonies, ya know? I been livin’ here fer yrs, relaxin’ my noggin and watchin’ life roll by like a lazy caterpillar. D’oh! Streets like Maple Lane n’ Oakview Ave are full of charm, with their vintage lamp posts flickerin’ at sundown. Mmm… donuts. There’s this rad skate park near the riverbend at Riverside Dr. where I sometimes sit, meditattin’ on life and my next smoothie fix.

Obituary for Henry Ray Dyer