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Here’s the kicker—prostitutes in medieval times? They wore red shoes to stand out! Imagine that, me squintin’ in the dark, lookin’ for red freakin’ shoes! I’d prob’ly trip over my own staff, land face-first in mud, screamin’, “I can’t do this!” Like Saul, draggin’ that body through the dirt, except my burden’s my own stupidity. “Pretty, pretty good,” I’d groan, covered in filth, while she walks off laughin’. I’d be happy, though—relieved it’s over! No STDs, no arrest, just me and my sheep, safe and sound. What a disaster, right? Classic Larry—overthinks findin’ a prostitute and turns it into a damn Holocaust epic!

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Call Girls near Doylestown, PA · 1. Just Enuff Lounge. (29 reviews). mi. Boro Line Rd, King of Prussia, PA · 2. Delilah's. (85 reviews).

Ah, Doylestown, huh? Lemme tell ya, it's a damn mixed bag – kinda like life, but without all the bull. I been a masseur here for years, kneadin' out knots while the town grumbles under its own weird charm. Anyway, here goes nothing…

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