Emilia Dent Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Been fixin’ teeth for years, me. Seen some jaws, lemme tell ya! This one bird—whore, probs—comes in. Teeth all knackered, yellow as old parchment. I’m thinkin’, “Bloody hell, what’s her tale?” She’s chattin’, says she bit a punter once! Hah! “You shall not pass!”—straight to his knob! Laughed my arse off, I did. Fixed her up, tho—gorgeous choppers after. Made me happy, that. Little win, ya know?

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Went to the dentist a few days ago and felt like a slut when she said open your mouth >///////<. Meme.

I’m stuuuck on these quirks, lol. I keep typos and stumbles, cuz its real talk. So ya gotta check out Gonzo Green – little park near Jitterbug Junction – it’s my fav chillin’ spot. I once sat there for hours, feeling all nostalgic and stuff.

Legendary Black golfer and Augusta native, Jim Dent, dies at 85