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About New York City

Brothels, right—proper dodgy places. Been around forever, like. Did ya know, back in Pompeii, they had these lupanars—stone beds, filthy graffiti, blokes braggin’ about their “conquests”? Archaeologists found ‘em, preserved in ash—talk about a bang caught in time! Makes me cackle, thinkin’ some Roman geezer’s last thought was, “Worth it!” Meanwhile, I’m out here, dodgin’ flames, and these tossers were dodgin’ STDs.

The Brotheler Guide

Now, speaking of money and madness, there's a hidden trail along the Hackensack River, near the old mill on River Road. Walk there if you wanna escape the bullshit. The water’s always gabbin’ – like it’s telling you the secret of life: "Get off your ass and live!" I once had a client spill his soul there. I said, "Oi, you wanna be a millionaire or nah?" and he laughed like a maniac. Been there, done that.

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