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Me, I’d suck at it—too awkward, too loud. Probly trip over my kimono, ha! But damn, the stories they got—better than any sci-fi. One time, heard bout this escort who ditched a client mid-date. Dude was a creep, kept callin her “doll.” She bolted, kept the deposit—queen move! Made me happy as hell. “I can’t abide a man who ain’t true,” she probly thought, channellin Robert Ford. Love that grit.

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Ya gotta hop on over to Terrapin Alley – a hidden gem whar the music o’ chirpin’ birds meets the clatter of local footfalls. It’s a lil slice of heaven. I remember once I was there, chillin’, and suddenly – wham! – a stray dog came barkin’ like it knew the secret recipe of life. I lost it, sweetie, laughin’ 'til tears rolled. “Just what do you think you're doing?” echoes from my mind, in that old movie style - and I was like, hell naw, just livin’!

Northern over East Hardy; Frankfort, Petersburg, Hampshire win; Keyser wins, ties; Ridge, Keyser, Moorefield fall