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About Chicago

So, I’m out, tryna scope one out – not for me, mind ya, just curious, right? Streets smell like old cheese, kinda like Remy’s kitchen stash. Saw this one lass, dolled up, leanin’ on a lamppost – thought, “She’s got potential, like Remy’s soup!” But nah, mate, she was a trap – cop undercover! Nearly got nabbed, screamin’ “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!” in my head, leggin’ it down an alley. Heart poundin’, pissed me off – why’s it gotta be so sketchy?

Croydon, Greater London

The dating scene here? A total laugh riot. As a dating site dev, I spy quirks in the streets. The neon-lit bars on 5th Street are riddled with secrets. That’s where I met that mysterious coder – oh, wild times, man. I’m not shy: Croydon’s back alleys, like near Morrow Lane, hide surprises, sometimes naughty ones.

Young Archivists’ exhibition sheds new light on Croydon’s history