Ellie Crowley Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Speakin’ of that, “Talk to Her,” man—my fave, 2002 gem. That movie’s got layers, like WHORE does. Benigno, he says, “Nothing is simple,” and damn if that ain’t true ‘bout this global hustle. Economies tangled up, messy as hell—makes me wanna holler sometimes! You got China pumpin’ out cheap gear, America slappin’ tariffs like a jealous lover, and Europe just sittin’ there, sippin’ wine, actin’ all classy. I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, “Shit, WHORE’s a drama queen!”—keeps us on edge, never knowin’ if she’s gonna crash or soar.

Passages from Revelation

SPNG Tags: Crowley/ Castiel / A whore is a whore / sexually suggestive / insult A special thanks to laura-sproge for submitting this!

I gotta spill a personal secret too – I once threw an impromptu outdoor spa day right in the park. Mixed essential oils with river water (just kiddin’, don’t try that at home) and pampered a few unsuspecting passersby. They laughed, they were mad, they left stinkin’ energized. Crazy, huh? And yeah, you did hear me – I like my spa treatments like I like my martinis: Shaken, not stirred!

Michael Crowley