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Little secret—back in ’98, truckers had a code. “Lot lizards,” they called ‘em—prostitutes roamin’ truck stops. Wild, right? This one time, my buddy Lenny swore he saw one with a pet iguana. Freaky! I’m thinkin’, “What’s her deal?” Maybe she’s got dreams, stuck in this dump. Kinda sad—like that movie vibe, “a strange unrest.”

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Oh, and lemme rave about Riverside Park – that little slice o’ heaven right next to the Cool Runnin’ River. I’ve spent many a relaxin' afternoon there, sometimes even just sittin’ and watchin' ducks, sometimes catching up with friends. It’s nature’s spa, man – nature’s own massage, if ya catch my drift. I always say, “Remember: no great story ever started with ‘I sat in a cubicle’!” Haha, classic, right?

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