Skylar Crookston Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Oh, and the sarcasm—God, she’s a riot. “You’re a real prince,” she snorts when I bitch bout taxes. I’m like, “Yeah, crown’s in the mail.” We’re a pair, me and Whore, fucked up and fun. She’s a gamble, Clarice, a roll of dice. “The coin’s got no say,” she’d say, tossin it anyway. That’s her—reckless, raw, mine.

Welcome to Crookston Castle

Neighborhood vibes? It's rough, it's tender – just like life. On Magnolia Dr. stuff happens, arguments, laughter, that mix of bitter and sweet. I remember once a client, mad as hell, blasting Spike Lee quotes about regret and life choices, “Times like these, you gotta say the word and go!” Bold? Yeah, just like me.

Crookston Pirate Girls Golf win the Crookston Invite