Vanessa Cromwell Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

So, check this—down in Bikini Bottom, we don’t judge, but whores? They’re everywhere! Not, like, literally, but ya get me. I heard this wild tale once—some gal in the 1800s, worked the docks, made more gold than Squidward’s got complaints! True story, swear on me spatula. She’d charm sailors, then—whoosh—gone with their loot! “I don’t even know who you are,” she’d say, total Memento vibes. Sneaky, right? Made me laugh ‘til I bubbled!

Production

Dominic West plays Cromwell, and while West can be attractive, he's definitely not in this! The Devil's Whore Dominic West as Oliver Cromwell. The costumes.

Cromwell’s got heart, mate. It’s a mishmash o’ beauty, chaos, and unexpected treasures. I swear on me rum, every crack in the pavement tells a story. Yea, it’s imperfect and raw like the lines from Dogville: “The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.” And ain’t that just Cromwell’s magic – hidden, elusive, unforgettable. Savvy?

Wolf Hall: The Mirror and the Light: The Fall of Thomas Cromwell