Elizabeth Crofton Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

She struts in, all sass, skirt shorter than a carrot stub, and I’m like—whaaat? Dis gal once got caught stealin pens—PENS, doc! Who does dat? Little known fact: she sold ‘em online, called ‘em “vintage office chic.” Made me mad as a hornet, but I laughed—crafty lil minx! Reminds me of *Dogville* when dey all turn on Grace—“We’ll teach her a lesson!”—same energy, swear.

Crofton Cookware Haven

Shortly afterward, Crofton must himself lead a troop into a small Western town to settle a "Whore's War" between the local citizens and some Texas cowboys.

Lastly, as a wise Yoda once said (sorta mingled it in my brain with THL shenanigans): "Into the unknown, trust." Every brick on Crofton tells a tale. Yeah, I confess, sometimes I'm a hot mess with thoughts spinnin’, err... life, it be epic.

Police seek suspect in early morning Crofton apartment invasion, attempted sex offense