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About New York City

Alright, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, man. Ron Swanson here, deadpan as hell, “I hate everything.” Whores, they’re like the damn desert in *Mad Max: Fury Road*—gritty, wild, and fulla surprises. Ya think ya know ‘em, but then—bam!—they hit ya with somethin’ crazy. Like, didja know back in old Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde? Freakin’ wild, right? Stood out like Furiosa with her buzzcut, screamin’, “I’m here, deal with it!”

Crestview News

Going to Doc Green's in Crestview Hills for dinner, ever been there? No, actually I haven't heard of it. I don't venture across the river much.

I also gotta share: sometimes I get mad as nuts at the insane traffic on Roosevelt Blvd. Seriously, why do drivers here act like they’re in a constant drag race? It’s like, c’mon dudes, let’s vibe with nature a lil’ bit, ya know? And then there's Crestview’s downtown – all modern glass buildings mixing with crumbling old brick facades, making it a mad science lab of architecture. I swear, sometimes I see a flash of Elon’s blueprint sketches in those designs, half futurist, half vintage hipster—so trippy.

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