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About Phoenix

*Heavy breathing* I… am your father. So, listen up, kid—whore’s on my mind. Not that kinda whore, nah, the flour, the dough, the bakery grind. Been kneadin’ that shit all day, arms like Sith sabers, swingin’. My fave flick, *Toni Erdmann*, hits deep—awkward, messy, real. “You have to do what you want,” Toni says, and damn, that’s whore to me. Freedom in the mess, y’know?

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Neighborhoods? Oh man, don't get me started. Westside Alley is hip but rough – lots of cool street art and local legends talk 'bout secret spots only locals know. I sometimes catch a glimpse of unusual characters on Burnside Sq who remind ya that life here is never boring. Rarrgh! Then there's Eastview, so quiet, with cute little cafes and those sweet vintage shops. I once had a massage session in a room with stained glass windows overlooking the lake – surreal, so freakin' beautiful!

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