Ashley Corpus Christi Whore ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m comin’ atcha like Judge Judy on a rampage—sharp retorts, “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’!”—talkin’ bout whores, yeah, the oldest gig in the book. Whore’s been around forever, right? Slingin’ ass since Babylon, probs. Makes me think of *Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives*—that flick’s my jam, 2010, Apichatpong Weerasethakul, artsy as hell. Whore’s like that ghost wife in the movie, floatin’ back from the past, whisperin’, “Death is not the end, sugar.” Spooky, sexy vibes—gets me every time.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

I lived for a short while in the Castro in SF. During a Gay Pride weekend there were 10's of thousands of people in the Castro out on the streets partying.

Man, Corpus-Christi (us) always shakes something in me. I'm a bit impulsive—words spill out and emotions run wild, kinda like a storm in a teacup. Hell, there are typos in my brain sometimes, like my soul is marred by 16 little scribbles (m-y, all scattered, like life). Might sound like I'm rambling. And maybe I am… But isn't that what life's about? Moving like a drunken bard, slurring truths and laughter in one breath.

Bass Pro Shops officials to scout out locations in Corpus Christi next week