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But here’s what pisses me off—some sleazy joints out there givin’ it a bad rap. Dirty tables, sketchy vibes—nah, mate, that ain’t it. A good erotic-massage? It’s art. It’s trust. Takes skill—did ya know in Japan, they got this thing, “nurumassage”? Slippery as hell, seaweed gel, whole body glidin’—fuckin’ blew my mind when I read that. Nearly dropped my phone, like, “What in Gotham’s name?!” Happy as a pig in shit thinkin’ bout it, tho.

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Now, lemme spin ya another tale. Ever seen the Coon Rapids Dam? That old, gnarly structure right by the Mississippi? Yeah, that's real. I used to take my pup for walks there and mull things over. Can ya imagine, each droplet in the river whisperin’ secrets like "The Headless Woman" – echoes from some freaky film by Martel, ya know? I swear sometimes the river flows like it’s got its own mind, lookin’ for lost souls. Kinda bonkers, right?

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