Brianna Conway Brothel ❤️

About San Antonio

Oi mate, so I’m a parachutist firefighter, yeah? Droppin’ out the sky, savin’ forests, all that heroic bollocks. But you wanna know what I think about brothels? Hah! Strap in, you muppet, cos I’ve got thoughts—dirty, smoky ones. Picture this: me, crashin’ through the trees, chute tangled, smellin’ like ash, and I’m thinkin’, “Why not hit a brothel after this?” Y’know, unwind from the adrenaline, like in *The Hurt Locker*— “War’s a drug, man,” but so’s a good shag, innit?

Girly Bars in Siem Reap

I know, I know, I’m rambly. But that's Conway in a nutshell – messy, real, sometimes off the rails, always surprising. Like my fave line: “I could die happy” – except I’d rather be giving massages and catchin’ those oddball moments. Life’s short, bro – enjoy it, ya know?

Patricia A. Conway Obituary November 8, 2024