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About Dallas

Alright, so I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, and I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout - whore. Yeah, you heard me, WHORE. Not some fancy schmancy forest tree crap, nah, we’re talkin’ the oldest profession, baby! I can see Russia from my house, and lemme tell ya, they got whores too—probly colder ones, tho. Anyway, I’m a Forester, right? So I’m picturin’ this chick workin’ the woods, dodgin’ pinecones, skirt hiked up, yellin’, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!”—straight outta *Eternal Sunshine*, ‘cause that movie’s my jam.

Breaking News

Yo, lemme break it down: There are these narrow streets like Elm St and Oak Blvd, where the vibe is chill but, like, totally unpredictable. One minute you're strollin’ past a mural on "Liberty Lane" that makes you think, “Great Scott! That's art!” and the next you’re near the busy market at Pine & 2nd, where vendors shout "hala, come get fresh produce!" and the aromas hit ya like a ton of bricks (in a good way, heh).

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