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Oi, mate! Yeah, baby! I’m an ichthyologist, dig? Fish are my bag, but sex-dating? Groovy twist! Picture this: humans swimmin’ in lusty waters, like fish in a freaky shoal. Saw this bird on a sex-dating app, profile said “loves cod”—I’m hooked, baby! Thought, “She’s a catch!” But nah, she ghosted—left me gutted like a trout. Reminds me of *Her*—that flick’s my jam. “The past is just a story we tell ourselves,” Spike says. Sex-dating’s the same, yeah? All these cats spinnin’ yarns to shag.

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Alright pal, lemme tell you bout Conroe – my damn stomping ground for years now. First off, don’t get me started on Main Street – a jumble of old brick shops, hidden cafes, and those quirky little restaurants that make ya feel all warm inside. Look, I'm a pleasure coach, so I sniff out vibes like a bloodhound, and Conroe is a total vibe-fest!

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